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Imaginary friends-Part54 (NEWPARTAFTER9MONTHS OMG)Peej has explained to me the precise ins and outs of Chris’s new job in vivid detail. The official title is something stupid and long that neither Pj nor Chris really remembers but it basically boils down to waiter at a fancy restaurant.
It’s not what he wants to do, of course not, no one dreams to serve tables for the rest of their lives and certainly no one goes all the way through a three year university course, come out the other end with a degree in film studies to then become a waiter at a fancy restaurant.
No this is not Chris’ dream, nor is he happy in it; he’s in it for the money. I can’t deny my surprise to see Chris; the boy who went for at least a year sleeping with anyone and everyone he could not taking a second glance after the deed was done to a man who gives up a future in film or something similarly high flying in the media industry for a job as a waiter just to support his wife whom he married because he impregnated her. All in all this
Imaginary friends - Part 53'Phil!'
Hug, they haven’t seen each other face to face in a while.
Explanation: Netta had the baby.
I would continue to watch the short reunion between Chris & Netta and Phil & Eddie but it seems stupid since it's only been a month since all four if them were together (when Phil and Eddie offered to help Chris and Netta move into this "cosy" flat in a "lively" neighbourhood, which it certinally is, Pj tells me there's children screaming most of the night) and then only been a two week gap between now and the last time Chris and Phil saw each other which makes all this seem a little overhyped and not really worth my coverage, and besides I have imaginary friends to talk to.
Vi and Pj were standing behind Chris and Netta, Pj at lead was seemed to be attempting to get around like myself but the doorway is small and ultimately neither of us got anywhere before Phil and Eddie were invited in and the doorway was cleared.
I hugged Pj and gave Vi a supportive tap on the sh
Imaginary friends - Part 52'So I've moved to London!' Phil shouted at the camera for the fourth time in five minutes. He paused after again, that one didn't sound quite right either. 'I have moved to London haven't I?' He mumbled to himself 'I've moved in with my boyfriend.' He added– almost too obviously this isn't a new concept to him this move has been planned for months, but recently I've found he just likes to say it out loud when he's on his own around the house. Usually I laugh because despite the gravitas of the realisation he always sounds ridiculously childish while stating it, I don’t think the little squeals help him sound mature but their easy to forgive, he’s just still excited. But this time he follows the statement up with a sentence that doesn't equate to one huge grin or any sort of squeak and he says 'So he should be in the video.' With an awful lot of purpose as he stood up from his spot in the bedroom where he'd set up to film this thing, grabbed the camera off its stand of
Imaginary friends - Part 51It feels like Phil’s graduation is an important enough event to document. It was a proud moment for everyone, myself included, I don’t care I had no influence on the fact that he’s graduating, I don’t care that I haven’t spoken to him in nearly three years and that last time he saw me was in a dream here his boyfriend was cheating on him with me. When I stood up there with him as he received his degree I felt like I could cry - I didn’t, but I could’ve – then there was the audience, the majority of them were disinterested in Phil personally but clapped and smiled in line with the spirit of these events, they were parents and family of the other graduates it’s understandable that they didn’t know who Phil was, but there was just to the left side of the right set of chairs there was Phil’s four guests in the forms of his mum, his dad, his brother and his soon-to-be live in boyfriend. Those four people were just as close t
Imaginary friends - Part 50This year Eddie stayed at Phil's for the Christmas/New Year’s week. Phil's mum has always said she thinks Christmas is about everyone being together, 'a big occasion with everyone together' is how she put it, before mentioning agreeing that Eddie could come and stay because he's borderline family and hasn't got one of his own to go to.
The hot topic this year was definitely the fact that Phil is moving both to London and in with Eddie. Over the course of the eleven days Eddie stayed there was only two mealtimes where the subject wasn't mentioned, alluded to or was the main theme of the conversation. It was from my point of view very repetitive; they talked about everything from chores to bills to 'aw little Phil's growing up' etc over and over again but unfortunately neither Phil nor Eddie nor anyone else ever got tired of talking about it.
The sleeping arrangements this time were as per usual Eddie sleeping in Phil's bed with Phil, him closer to the door than Phil. The onl
Imaginary friends - Part 49I think you can easily guess what happened that evening in the hotel room, as it turns out Phil really does like it when people ask him to move in with them – in short the proposal means he is now very excited. And I mean excited all over the body not just in his head.
Eddie noticed this excitement on the journey home and -probably unfairly- played to it to his own advantage on the way home by describing the house and explaining what it'll be like when they, firstly visit it tomorrow -since it's current occupants are in America for no reason specified- and then what it'll be like to live in it. Only he didn’t phrase it like that. He made it sound like this house was the sexiest thing on the planet, the ultimate haven of romantic experiences and domestic bliss; he made it sound l like honey was flowing from his mouth into Phil’s ear, sort of calming Phil down but also giving him a sugar high at the same time. When they got back to the hotel room the calm part pre
Imaginary friends - Part 48With the hotel room inspected in the sense that they as a pair got to grips with the layout and what was provided for them on a free basis, they then set off for a restaurant where Eddie had made a reservation.
The restaurant was well, big; in all honesty, it is just huge. It had areas for all different things but the two floors were the main separation, upstairs for parties with children and families, apparently there's special areas with stuff for the kids to do when they get bored instead of defacing things; downstairs is pretty much just for adults, more of an intimate setting for dates and things where the diners care less about the excitement that could possibly come with sitting on a second floor and more about their own conversations - the music is calmer downstairs and there is a stage for singers or musicians but no one's there now.
Eddie and Phil fit in perfectly fine downstairs with what they're wearing; were they not here on a Wednesday and if they actually wanted to they
Imaginary friends - Part 47The following Wednesday was the anniversary of Phil and Eddies first sober kiss, this is the thing I know about and Phil doesn't, it’s a new feeling to have the edge of knowledge over Phil, I like it.
All Phil knows about this is he needs clothes for tomorrow and to wear ‘Suitable clothes for going to a nice restaurant’ So white shirt, black jeans and converse type shoes that he wears an awful lot, were the makeup of Phil’s outfit, with a change of clothes tossed carelessly into a backpack that he has over just one shoulder when he arrives at the entrance to Eddie’s apartment building.
He was about to call up to Eddie’s flat using the buzzer when Eddie -who’s standing by his car wearing similar clothes to Phil- called him over.
He greeted Phil properly with the phrase 'Ah Phil may I just say you are looking beautiful this fine afternoon.'
'Why thank you.’ Phil said as he approached ‘And may I ask why you're talking like a serv
Phan - 9th September(A/N If you haven't read this journal (http://leaveittothelastmin.deviantart.com/journal/12-days-continuation-399201351)you will have no idea what the hell I'm talking about so I advise you go do that before reading this)
Dan can't sleep.
I know this unfortunately because he keeps moving; constantly tossing and turning in this bed and I can feel every single movement in vibrant detail because this bed we're in is an air bed; every time he presses down into the bed on his side I'm pushed into the air and vice versa.
We're staying in what once was the spare room but now will be the baby's room at Carrie’s house when they are born; only currently it isn't because as you may have guessed the baby is still residing in Carrie's uterus and me and Dan are sleeping on the floor of this room in case -even though he isn't due until the eleventh- he comes in the night so Carrie isn't alone and also so we can help her if and when she needs us in her day to day life while pregnant, I ima
Parent AU: Actor!Levi x Singer!Reader II
"Papa, Papa look! Mama's on TV!"
Levi was currently coming from the kitchen when he over heard his son excitedly mention his mother on the large flat screen TV. He looked, noticing that you were presented on the TV show: Dancing with the Stars. Levi growled as you were dancing swing with the man who was presented as Reiner Braun who was famous for his appearances on dance movies and such. Levi continued to glare at the TV, watching as you had a smile on your face and Reiner was holding your body so freely. Eren looked away from the screen to look at his father, feeling the dark aura in the air.
"Horseface! Papa is getting angry again!"
"Young Master, I thought I told you to stop calling me that.."
"Hurry and get Papa some tea! I think he's going to blow!"
Jean sighed as scurried over to the kitchen, immediately making Levi's tea to help him calm down his nerves. Eren looked at the TV again, noticing that you and Reiner got a pretty high score for the dance per
2P!America x Child!Reader - Tic Ticci
"Al~! Can you take me outside for ice cream?" you asked.
"You already had your ice cream." Allen responded as he changes the t.v channel.
"Daddy said that I can get another one~!"
"You can say all the please cuz I ain't going out to get you ice cream."
"Fine!" you pouted.
"Good girl!" Allen smiled as he ruffled your hair.
It's only an hour after Allen told you that he can't bring you outside for ice cream but you didn't give up.
You stood behind the couch that Allen was sitting on. That's when you started annoying him.
"Tic... Tic... Tic...Tic... Ticci... Tic..." you said, smiling.
~~~Five minutes later~~~
"Tic... Tic... Tic...Tic... Ticci... Tic..."
"Ticci... Tic... Tic..." you raised your arms up, "TWITCH!"
"Fine! I'll bring you out to get ice cream!" Allen blurted.
"Just. Don't. Do. That. Ever. Again."
You happily nodded.
2P!England x Child!Reader - Tell Me A Story 4
"Yes poppet?" Oliver smiled as he place the tray of cupcakes on the counter.
"Tell me a story."
"Sure thing poppet~! You can take a seat if you like."
"I'll just sit on the floor~" you sat down and looked up at your father, waiting for him to start.
"Once upon a time, there lived a five family rabbits. One rabbit is the father named OllieBunny, the uncle named FranBunny, the oldest son named MatBunny, the other son named AlBunny and the cute daughter named [Nickname]Bunny."
"Wait, why am I called AlBunny?" Allen asked, who was sitting beside you.
"Shut up, AlBunny!" Oliver smiled, "Now where was I? Oh! Right! One day, they went out to get carrots to eat but EvilBunny came and took all of the carrots. The family became sad because they're so hungry. Then the next day, they went to the EvilBunny's house and killed him so they can eat the carrots and live their lifes. The end!"
You, Allen and Matthieu clapped.
Savior- (Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader) 
* A/N: There is mild gore further down, the usual SNK gore. Just a small heads up. ^^
“Daddy, who was I named after?’
“Wait, daddy what about me?” Farlan pipes up, squeezing a stuffed teddy in his arms. Levi almost inwardly cringes thinking about the number of stuffed animals in the small area which they lived.
“But daddyyyy, you just said our names!”
Levi barely chuckles, tempted dearly to squeeze the puffed out of cheeks of his daughter, who over the years inherited Isa
Project: FEM - She-Hulk (BrucexReader)Something is wrong….Why can’t I open my eyes?
“Doctor, she’s barely responsive!”
Who are they talking about…?
“She’s lost a lot of blood. Do we have anyone who is willing to perform a blood transfusion?”
Your eyelids felt heavy and you felt a piercing pain in your stomach. Your lips were dry and cracked, your throat was worse and your entire body felt like there was an immense weight on it. Just lifting up your fingers caused great pain. You searched throughout your memories to try and figure out what had happened. The harder you thought, the more your brain hurt. Not being able to open your eyes was starting to terrify you.
Your hearing wasn’t all too good but you heard a faint beeping noise with beeps that were becoming very frequent with each passing second.
“Wait!” you heard someone familiar yell. “(Name) and I have the same blood type! Let me do a blood transfusion.”
“Who are yo
2P!Canada x Child!Reader - Tell Me A Story 3
"Mattie! Tell me a story!" you jumped on his bed, making it harder for him to read.
Matthieu closed his book and removed his glasses, "What kind?"
"Short one! Suitable for kids!"
"Okay. Sit down."
You stopped jumping and sat beside him.
"Once upon a time, there was a boy. His name is Allen... The end."
"That's not a complete story!" you jumped on him and started pulling his hair.
"It's a complete story." Matthieu said, sounding like it didn't hurt at all.
"No, it's not!"
"If you don't stop, I'll tell a scary one."
"Then I'll hunt you forever!!"
Matthieu grabbed and drop you out of his room before locking his door.
"Jerk!" you yelled.
Reactions (Levi x Reader)
Levi never smiles.
That was a fact all of the Legion has accepted. It was difficult to get a laugh from him, even if it was just a tiny smile.
Therefore, it became your personal mission to get him to.
"What? How to get him to smile?" Hanji laughs, patting you on the shoulder, "I don't think you'll ever succeed on doing that." You frown, thinking hard.
"Well, I could at least, you know, try." They tap a finger on their chin, an amused expression on their face. After a long moment, they snap their fingers, a wide smile pulling at the corners of their lips.
"Are you kidding me?" you deadpan, pinching the bridge of your nose with your forefinger and thumb.
"What? I've seen him smile when he sees cleaning supplies! I'm sure it's bound to work!" Hanji beams, and you sigh.
"Fine, fine. I'll go get them," you say, and you
ExtremeDrunk!2P!America x Child!Reader - Numb
You were sitting across the table with Allen who appeared to be really drunk. It was less than an hour for him to drink a glass of beer, whiskey and four bottles of vodka. And like every other time, you had your camera with you.
Allen was so drunk that he'd ask you if you'd like some from time to time but you refused after what your father told you about what happens if you drink alcohol. It was scary.
Oliver and Francois were out and Matthieu was sleeping upstairs.
"Do you... Do you have *hic* your camera?" Allen asked.
You nodded and took out your camera.
"Good!" Allen stoop up, "Video me singing*hic* Numb."
You nod again, hoping that he'd not remember what he did tomorrow. You pressed the record button and waited for whathe's going to do.
"What you're tired and you want to
Feel lost in a very hypocritical human face!
I do not know what I want!
The pressure of walking shoes!
It caught just below this one!
I did all the steps, you're wrong
Just take the role of the toes!" Allen sand a
Stupid Cat (Jealous America x Reader x Americat)
Stupid Cat (Jealous!America x Reader x Americat)
*Disclaimers; Little bit of cussing up ahead but not enough to put a restriction on, also quite a few POV changes, Other than that enjoy :3*
~~~Third Person POV~~~
Alfred was happy that you had moved in with him, he truly was, after all it is normal for a couple to share a house after sometime dating. He got to spend more time with you and show his affection towards you more often, however so did his stupid obese cat.
The same stupid cat that has been hoarding you attention ever since you got here, the same god-damn cat that attacks him if he gets too close to you, the same annoying cat that gets away with EVERYTHING!, and to put it simply it was pissing him off.
Alfred peered around the wall, cheeks puffed out and lips forming a pout as he glared daggers at the fat fur ball on your lap.
To no surprise you were focu
11 days to Christmas - PhanAfter a long day of doing nothing it almost surprises me how nice it feels to crawl into bed once its over. Dan was under the covers before I'd even entered the room and had already busied himself on his iPhone.
I settled myself to lie under the covers and he quickly locked the phone, put it on his bedside table, laid down and turned to face me.
'Hey Phil.' he mumbled.
I ignored him. 'What were you doing on there?' I asked
'Nothing really, just a quick bit of shopping, nothing for you to worry about.' He said, snaking his arms around my middle and resting his head on my shoulder. 'Hey Phil.' he asked again.
'What is it Dan my dear darling husband?'
'We're getting the Christmas tree tomorrow.' He grinned.
'Excited at all?'
'Very.' I said a smile spreading across my face 'I haven't had a real tree in ages.'
This Christmas is different to the other ones when we've lived together in a few ways, new apartment, sort of a new stage in our relationship and so a new type of tree only
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